id be glad to
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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