He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
my liver is dry heaving
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