No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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