ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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