two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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