I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just want to make out with him forever
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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