I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
All the doctor said was why
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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