butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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