After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Come on in and take your pants off
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