Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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