i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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