I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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