I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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