Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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