Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he shaved USA in his pubs
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
