she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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