I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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