you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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