I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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