i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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