Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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