At least make sure they are 18
Why
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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