In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
and she was petting her beer can
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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