I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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