Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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