Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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