so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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