Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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