Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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