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Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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