can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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