She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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