i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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