Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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