So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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