Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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