You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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