Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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