weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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