windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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