Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
