Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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