Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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