my being single is dangerous.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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