she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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