I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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