when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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