Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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