Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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