I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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