so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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