Dual....:-)
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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