I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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