I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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