I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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