Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the day after is always just damage control
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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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