its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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